A Few Things I’ve Come to Accept

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+ I will never feel feminine or pretty while wearing a hat.

+ My dog doesn’t totally love humans and I can’t make him.

+ The real reason I’m thankful for my iPhone is so I can set reminders to return my library books.

+ My cheeks become flaming red when I’m embarrassed or angry or sad or happy or hot or cold. No amount of makeup can hide it.

+ I will always be from a farm, no matter how much I try to hide it by living in cities.

+ Receipts will forever be found in the bottom of my purse.

+ Sometimes I prefer the film adaptations over their written counterpart, the book.

+ I will never be satisfied with the amount or selection of clothing in my closet.

 

10 Reasons to Love Jason Segel

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I’m full of irrational fears but lately my biggest one has been never finding a man as attractive as Jason Segel. Call it crazy but it’s the truth! The guy’s near perfection and here’s why:

1. Jason Segel can sing. Proof is here, here and here

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2. He’s hilarious. Have you seen “How I Met Your Mother” or “Freaks and Geeks” or anything else he’s ever been in? 

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3. Jason Segel’s got good taste in women. Hello, Michelle Williams!

4. He’s got a work ethic that can’t be bothered. See page 4 in this interview with GQ from 2010.

5. He’s tall, like the 6’4″ kind of tall. Forgive me for being shallow but who doesn’t appreciate a little bit of height? 

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6. The dude is a writer, a successful one at that. He sold his first piece at just 21 years old! Incredible. 

7. Jason Segel is unapologetically dedicated to things like Dracula musicals and the Muppets. I sort of love that about him! 

8. He’s devilishly charming. 

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9. He takes dogs on walks and wears plaid!

10. He’s a good coworker. Just ask Alyson Hannigan, who cried at the thought of being without her tv husband

 

Tomorrow is the season finale of “How I Met Your Mother” and I’m anxious to see how it all ends. But mostly I’m sad about not seeing this guy every Monday night. 

Am I the only one with the fear of never ending up with a hot celeb? Well, other than ever tweenager out there.